Thursday, September 30, 2010

Taking one for the Team and Freak of the Week

Status Update




Week 6
Dates: 6


The Status thus Far (40 days in)
Winks I've Sent: 61 (it has been a slow week in the hottie department)
Winks I've Received: 107
Emails I've Sent:83
Emails I've Received: 110
Profile Views: 1460
Dates I've Had: 6
Freak Count: 5


Dating is a sport.  This is a new fact I have discovered.  You really have to get out there and hustle, show your enthusiasm and be ready to take a loss or two (or 5 in my case).  The schedule can be grueling and you always wear the same type of outfit (every girl should have a go to date outfit as well!), but the payoff can be great.  


However, this week I took a personal timeout.  With two dates scheduled again this week and one pending for this weekend, it was too much!  Shouldn't dating be fun?  I forgot this...repeat after me...dating should be FUN, but with so many freaks out there, busy schedules and a natural inclination to stay in your comfort zone, this isn't always the case.  






I think we should all take a lesson from Tiger Woods.  OK...I'm not saying sleep with everyone in sight, that is in poor taste! BUT I am saying you should put yourself out there, meet as many people as possible and keep your options open (pending you are SINGLE).  


Next week I will get back in the game and hopefully not strikeout.  This weekend though, all you ladies should carry on and meet some guys.  What do you have to lose?  Your dignity? Your pride? Come on!  Even if you totally make a fool of yourself...chances are you WILL NEVER SEE THEM EVER AGAIN! This is NYC! So go on, get out there; I need a pinch hitter...




"Freak of the Week"

"A for Effort, F for execution Freak"

Stats below

Clearly he is very original in his tagline...


Below is the email he sent to me...


Honestly, NO...I did not crack a smile and my answer would be F) GO AWAY.  If you came up to me and said, "I haven't seen you here before" or "Can I use the machine when you are done" fine..But ..."You are doing it wrong?" No.  F off. That is what I would say to you. The way you try to email girls is nothing but wrong...


What is going on in this pic?  It is like a bad award show orgy.


Below is an excerpt from his profile.  Really?  First of all you use the worlds "Dazzling and Combo" in the same sentence, you admit that shopping is therapeutic and your random "Facts" make you look like you are trying to hard..A for effort, F for everything else.





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