Status Update
Week 5, Date 6
The Stats thus Far (33 Days into this thing)
Winks I've Sent: 60 (it has to happen)
Winks I've Received: 101
Emails I've Sent: 80
Emails I've Received: 96
Profile Views: 1352
Dates I've Had: 6
Freak Count: 5
On my 6th date last night in the 33 days since this started, I finally ran into the very elusive "Marriage" guy. Now I could tell that the rest of my dates were serious and obviously looking for someone, but this guy was different. See his stats below.
We went to a bar around the corner from my place (even though he lives in Queens) which was really nice of him! He was pretty funny, goofy, bought me drinks and food and overall a decent time. Below are the somewhat weird, but true facts...
-He went on a tangent about getting married for about 30 minutes. I was an innocent bystander in this marriage onslaught and wasn't sure what to do. He told me his 30 year old brother has been married for 6 years and has been with his wife for about 14 years now (since high school..ughhh). He wants to get married in the next two years and have kids in the next 3. Glad he knows what he wants, I just felt ambushed!
-He told me he was the "Short Fat Kid" in middle school/ high school and has just recently gotten over this (umm yikes...Damaged Goods anyone?) However, he is now 6'0" and probably 185 (so not short nor fat anymore, pretty cute actually)
- He and his friends MADE UP a frat in college...legit made it up. He was into music so they made up a pretend frat (file under weird shit that definitely didn't get them laid in college)
-He went on an emotional feelings rant about how his last girlfriend was supposed to move with him to NYC from chicago, but broke up with him the second he got here. He had a two bedroom apartment for them and everything. Yikes! More damaged than I thought!
Although he wasn't the right guy for me, overall he only gets a few freak points. Definitely not the worst I've gone out with AND he is actually looking to be in a serious relationship and get MARRIED! He was very upfront and honest about this.
Ladies...this is A FLASH sale. Guys like this are only around for a limited time and a in short supply. So if you are looking to get hitched in the next year or so...send me an email- I'll give you his info! I feel like I should have tagged him and released him back into the nyc cityscape with a giant -LOOKING TO GET MARRIED stamp and see what happened.
-He went on a tangent about getting married for about 30 minutes. I was an innocent bystander in this marriage onslaught and wasn't sure what to do. He told me his 30 year old brother has been married for 6 years and has been with his wife for about 14 years now (since high school..ughhh). He wants to get married in the next two years and have kids in the next 3. Glad he knows what he wants, I just felt ambushed!
-He told me he was the "Short Fat Kid" in middle school/ high school and has just recently gotten over this (umm yikes...Damaged Goods anyone?) However, he is now 6'0" and probably 185 (so not short nor fat anymore, pretty cute actually)
- He and his friends MADE UP a frat in college...legit made it up. He was into music so they made up a pretend frat (file under weird shit that definitely didn't get them laid in college)
-He went on an emotional feelings rant about how his last girlfriend was supposed to move with him to NYC from chicago, but broke up with him the second he got here. He had a two bedroom apartment for them and everything. Yikes! More damaged than I thought!
Although he wasn't the right guy for me, overall he only gets a few freak points. Definitely not the worst I've gone out with AND he is actually looking to be in a serious relationship and get MARRIED! He was very upfront and honest about this.
Ladies...this is A FLASH sale. Guys like this are only around for a limited time and a in short supply. So if you are looking to get hitched in the next year or so...send me an email- I'll give you his info! I feel like I should have tagged him and released him back into the nyc cityscape with a giant -LOOKING TO GET MARRIED stamp and see what happened.
This guy was relatively cute, nice, but a bit awkward and only somewhat of a freak. He just needs to find another freak ready to take the plunge!
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