Friday, September 24, 2010

Freaks of the Week: Nude Paintings, Older Marching Band Aficionado and Mr. ME

Match.com minefield in full effect this week.  Below is a sampling of a few more of the freaks who have reached out to me.  Just a warning, the images below are graphic and should only be viewed with caution.  These are your options ladies...

Freak #1
"Finger Painting"

Stats Below...



Don't get drunk and pass out in this guy's place, your naked picture will wind up in an art gallery somewhere



Below are the pictures that I had to leave with their face on because they are too creepy.   This guy is a 36 year old painter (aka Unemployed Freeloader) from NYC.  



Hiding behind an oil painting of a 16th century lumpy butt isn't hot


Judging from his profile pic, I'm pretty sure this isn't a self portrait. 



Freak #2
"Young At Heart?"

Stats Below


While I know NYC can take a toll on everyone, there is NO WAY the man below is 32 years young.
Mathematically speaking, If  I=24 and U=32,

then X + I = NEVER GOING TO HAPPEN, BECAUSE YOU AREN'T 32



Ok, so he is the guy on the right, BUT he might as well be the guy on the left.

Honestly, if you are "32" then I'm 16.  There is no way.  You better bring your birth certificate on the first date.  He also had the following info on his profile.  SO not ok.  I think he might be having an identity crisis.  Is this Glee for older gay gentlemen with a slight bias again Asians? WTF.  Even if this is the truth...save it. Save it for someone who will understand you (aka an older gay gentleman with an affinity for show tunes and jazz hands).




Freak #3
"Mr.ME"

Stats Below


Let me just tell you the pics were nothing to look twice at.  He would NOT make any of my Ex's jealous..in fact I think they would laugh and possibly judge me, especially because he is a complete ass.  Below is a legit excerpt from his profile.  I kid you not. 



You may have nice teeth and nice shoes, but I can bet...you aren't getting any action.  Who does this guy think he is?  Homework assignments?  New flash..you aren't that hot and NO ONE CARES.




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