Freaks 'R Us

I don't understand what some people are thinking when they decide to fill out their profiles. Do they want people to think they are freaks? I'm starting to think they do, or maybe they are a lot more upfront about how weird they are.  See examples below...

"Fit Freak" 

I love a tall, dark and handsome man, but this guy is too much.  He didn't have any real pictures of his face (hence the handsome might be a lie) and I gather that a man with that amount of spandex in his wardrobe might have a few issues.

Really? All spandex and a crop top? 

Is he running or competing in RuPaul's Drag Race?

I am all of those things in #5, but NOT going to happen.

"Singleicious Freak"

I'm not even going to say anything else.  I'll let the pictures and his profile excerpt speak for itself. CHEESE! WOOHOO

"Overshare Freak"

The suit alone should have been a dead giveaway that he is into himself and probably obnoxious.

Below are some tidbits from his profile that are really priceless.  These are only a few parts of a long and tedious profile, which was self-involved.

wow.

I guess he likes to snuggle?