Damaged Goods and "Freak of the Week"

Status Update

3 weeks, 4 dates

The Stats thus far (19 Days in)

Winks I've Sent: 43 (some were definitely drinking induced winks...)

Winks I've Received: 67

Emails I've Sent: 45

Emails I've Received: 73

Profile Views: 932

Dates I've Had: 4

Freak Count: 3

To recap, I've gone on 4 dates in 3 weeks.  To put this in mathematical terms...

Freaks + Damaged Goods > Hotties + Nice Guys

3 of You + me + Drinks = AWKWARD and NOT happening again








Damaged Goods
A few things I would like to point out to men out there.  If you are OLD, please do not email young girls thinking they will be into you.  They won't be...because you are OLD and likely DAMAGED.  And if they are, beware...they will likely be gold diggers and are crossing their fingers hoping you will croak and they will get all your $$$ and your old shit.  That is probably the only way I would date someone old...I mean really think about it.  What do you have in common with someone who is young enough/you are old enough to be their father? or even grandfather?  




let's take a walk down memory lane and a look back in time...

Nothing turns me on like washing my husband's dentures 

Please Meet my Husband..He hosts "Tales from the Crypt" 

Would rather be on the Titanic than married to this guy...

"Freak of the Week"

Nondescript Nobody

This guy below sent me an email (Exhibit A).  

WTF?  Who are you and why do you think anyone would respond to the email you sent me? It is hardly english and you use way too many smilies in your profile.  This is not ok. NYC is your favorite hot spot?  (Exhibit B) YOU LIVE HERE, think of something better or BE MORE SPECIFIC.  And for fun...you hang out with your mates?  That is it?  Come on...decide who you are and what you want...then maybe we can talk, but doubtful.

Exhibit A

Exhibit B