Shut-ins, Cat Eaters and Other Embarrassing People That Should Get Out More

Living in NYC, you naturally see various types of people and all kinds of crazy stuff.  Homeless people having sexual relations (yes, check that off my "Been there, Seen That" list), Trannys who make a better woman than I do and gothic guys wearing capes listening to doomsday music yelling about the world ending (he lives in soho...check him out if you can!)

Some people are naturally a bit closer to the "freaky" spectrum of life, but I'm sure most are still looking for love.  Below is a just another sampling of people who appeared to be more in the normal range, but again...looks can be deceiving.  Below are ACTUAL photos from match.com.


Exhibit A

Above is an actual screenshot of the photos he had on his profile.  When you just click on the first picture he looks somewhat normal, then upon further examination you realize he has over a dozen of pictures like this.  Can you say CREEPY?  These are all clearly taken by himself at these various locations.  18 pictures of yourself taken by yourself = this is why you are single (and I assume not getting laid)

Exhibit B

Really?  I am assuming your hobbies read, "Dungeons and Drags Regional Chapter President and Star Trek Convention Coordinator" 

What is even worse is that he is one of the guys with the weird profile names.  Weird profile name + weird picture = no fighting chance of meeting anyone UNLESS you are at one of the previously mentioned group's afterwork mixers. 

Exhibit C

PETA would not be pleased with the two images above, nor would any normal person.  The first begs the question...Why? Why are you in a photo studio with a cat in your mouth probably having headshots done after this?  Also, the cat looks like he is even embarrassed for you.  This picture is just disturbing and it gives your date the impression, "I'm going to eat your pets". 

The second is just as weird, but gets less awkward points because it isn't professionally done. Good for you.  BUT this is the second picture I have found of guys with birds on their heads.  Is this a growing trend?  Single guy meets bird, takes pics, thinks it will entice the ladies.

Exhibit D

does not =

WOW...this one doesn't leave much to the imagination on how MUCH of a FREAK you are.  Sorry, but this isn't Mel Gibson in "What Women Want" and you weren't paid a bunch of money to do this.  Why don't you save this for that special someone's eyes only, if you ever find her with those legs!