This is Why You're Single: Freak of the Week and Profile Blunders Part 2

"Freak of the Week"

Hot Freak

Below is a rare break of freak. He is "The Hot Freak." He appears perfectly nice, normal, HOT and well traveled/educated/spoken...also, did I mention he is HOT? Ok, so upon further examination of his profile, he is our FREAK of the week.

Red wine, Tiramisu? This is already sounding great...let's take a look at his pics!

Exhibit A

Hmm... Weird! That doesn't look like you! Who are these girls?

The above picture is weird for the obvious reasons....you aren't in it! And in your place are really really good looking woman. My question is, if you have a picture with the hot women, why are you single? Let's take a closer look...

Exhibit B

Does Enrique know you stole this pictures from his music video?

Ok, so I am assuming you are good looking (please see exhibit c for hotness confirmation), but what give with the Enrique Iglesias photo op?

Exhibit C

So we know you are hot and you are ripped..but now I'm even more concerned you are a freak. There a dozens of images similar to this one picture above. Now if you are this hot why are you still single? To be honest this one totally perplexes me...it could be that he is really a 65 year old man with warts on his face and a giant beer belly, waiting to meet you at a bar and he turns out to be the next "Match.com Murderer"...but then again who knows? This one is just weird.

Profile Weirdness #1

Below is another example of what NOT to do with your profile...please reference the exhibits below.

Exhibit A