Status Update
The stats thus far (12 days in):
Winks I’ve Sent: 28 (turns out I'm a bit slutty online)
Winks I’ve Received: 54
Emails I’ve Sent: 35
Emails I’ve Received: 58
Profile Views: 675
Dates I've Had: 2
Freak Count: 2
Below are a few more "interesting" people I have encountered...
"Gay Straight Man"
I was winked at by the guy below...please advise
Your name is heels_nyc2009. So not only do you have a screen name referencing ladies shoes, your don't even know what year it is. This isn't looking good for you. I understand you are trying to be funny with the line "I'm tired of meeting guys in bars too..." But it isn't funny, mostly awkward. Especially when I click on your picture and you look like you might be into guys. There is nothing wrong with that, but your name, tagline and picture lead me to believe you are attracted to MEN...maybe this is why you are single.
"Grammatically Ungifted"
This guy decided he should send me an email. Little did he know, terrible grammar is a huge pet peeve of mine... AND it makes you look dumb.
"Live like your dying?" NO...Live like YOU'RE dying. Please check your grammar before you write something that large on your profile. Good luck...and this is why YOU ARE single, or dating someone stupid.
I sent him an email addressing his tagline problem, but I don't think I will be hearing from him again anytime soon...
And a few other charmers...
an except from a winker's profile...hmm. You sound like a catch! (a jaded, ex-engaged, mistrustful catch!)
Wtf? Professional by day and....hooker by night?
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