My last entry was on Oct 1st and oh what a month it has been thus far! More dates, more crazies and more drama. Let's dive right back into the freak pool.
So many freaks, SO little time. Below is yet another old man who thinks it is ok to wink at young ladies. And when I say old...I mean OLD. Stats below
"Old and Freakier"
HE IS 60! THIS IS NOT OK.
Let's be real. If I really wanted to date someone 60 I would cruise the senior center or take a 5pm dinner at the local Bob Evans. I'm sure I could find a Silver Fox there...but that isn't really my scene.
umm duh...
Exhibit A
But maybe he has something good going for him...he kind of looks like a famous old Star Treker..PATRICK STEWART. Or maybe that is just the bald head.
Exhibit B
"Intense Email Syndrome"
Below is just a sampling of some of the more recent crazy emails I have received. These are unprovoked, unwanted and mostly unnecessary over-shares. Please see Exhibit C.
Exhibit C
Both of these emails are quite special in their own way. The first, "I love having a best friend who's both a friend and a lover" and the second, "I really love the urban creature comforts and the opportunities they afford." YIKE. Both of these guys, are totally clueless, not just when it comes to women, but also when it comes to social appropriateness. These sentences are just weird, so I can only imagine what they would be like on dates..
SomeEcards.com is an amazing e-card website!
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