Thursday, October 21, 2010

Urgent Update! Run Like An Egyptian: The Lazy Eye Lowdown...

Status Update
Week 9

The Status thus Far (64 days in)
Winks I've Sent: 67
Winks I've Received: 118
Emails I've Sent:95
Emails I've Received: 130
Profile Views: 1640
Dates I've Had: 9
Freak Count: 6




This just in....Urgent update on Case Study #6: Run...Like an Egyptian


Life Lesson & Takeaway 


Some guys just don't get it and I'm not sure they ever will.  After my disaster of a date on Sunday night, I thought it was pretty clear I didn't want to see him again.  Who would?  WELL...he has been texting me.    Last night it started with a "What's going on and what are you doing this weekend?"  First one I ignored, because I was out on another date (see tomorrow's *case study #7: Lions, Trannies and Twinks...Oh My!), but the second I just couldn't.  Below are the text messages I received...while I appreciate that you want some feedback, you are weird...and THIS is why you are single.






Message from him:

Message from him after I said "We should just be friends"

 What I said...

 His response...

Sooo the drama continues, I respond with...

His response...
Let's just leave it at that.  A polite, "Thanks, but no thanks" was all I could muster, BUT WTF.  I have one thing I would really like to say to you...



I'm glad that he wants to get some pointers and needs a little help, but I can't fix them all.  In short..here is what went wrong as summed up by my friend:

1. he didnt pay for you
2. dont go to king tut exhibits on the first date
3. he didnt pay for you
4. he was awkward
5. Lazy eye- Enough said




This is why you are single and undoubtedly a freak who can't take social cues.  








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