Date #8
Date Stats
Status: Partial Freak
After 3 weeks of back and forth with this southern gent, we finally found a good night to meet. Last Wednesday we went to Old Town Bar on 18th for drinks. He showed up and looked just like his picture (a first for match.com!) but also looked like he fell out of a LL Bean Catalogue the wrong way. It was a cross between frat boy and redneck. Interesting combo. He was cute and sweet though. He paid for my drinks and seemed interested (sort of) in what I had to say.
He did, however, have a weird problem with looking me in the eye. Not a lazy eye, (thank gosh), but some weird nervous thing. Not awesome looking at someone for 5 minutes without them looking at you, but hey..better than them staring at your boobs for 15 minutes! (That story to come later...)
Pictured above- A statue they have on campus...
now ask yourself again if they are hillbillies at Appalachian State U?
Tidbits I learned from our date
-He wasn't friends with "Those" Types of people - aka gay people. WOW. UMM OK?
-He finds NYC too busy, smelly and crazy. Hmm Maybe you should LEAVE then.
-His brother is a magician (ok this I found kind of awesome, but also weird.)
-He was wearing man-jewelry-two bracelets and a necklace (this is NOT OK and isn't sexy. Who wants to hook up with a guy who is wearing more bracelets than you?)
-He went to Appalachian State. Not judging, but actually...i'm judging*. (See statue picture above for judgement)
-He didn't realize christopher st had trannies and had never even seen one before! I advised him that trannies were amazing, but to be careful and not piss them off. They have the strength of a mann, with the emotions of a woman. Yikes. See Image below.
Overall he was nice, but his lack of acceptance for NYC, Trannies and all things fabulous was NOT ok. This is why you would be married if you lived in NC still, but this is why you are SINGLE in NYC..GOOD LUCK!
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