Last night I went on another "special" date with a guy I met online.
Let's Call him "NJ Nick"
"NJ Nick's" Stats:
Ok, let me first start by saying that when I accepted this date, that was not his tagline and he said he was not very NJ and just a nice genuine guy. Once again, people LIE. This picture also appeared on his profile yesterday before we went out. I really wanted to give him a chance, but this is NOT OK. Most girls (bouffant, self tanner, fake nails girls excluded) don't need this full man-breast shot. It isn't necessary nor sexual. It just shows us you are really, really, really into yourself and you likely have an ugly bathroom.
They say don't judge a book by its cover, but what if the cover reads, "Me, Myself and NJ: A Story of Love and Loss and How I Shaved My Chest Hair" ? I think you should run.
Exhibit A
The Date
We met at a sports bar in Murray Hill, first clue this was going to be "Frat-tastic". (See definition below for those of you that are unfamiliar)
Well the date started on a high note with "Hey!" and went downhill after he said ...My Name is "Nick".
I can't even go into a full recap of the event. It was too painful, yet totally ridiculous. I must have looked like a deer in headlights the entire time; not sure if I should run or stay to listen to the verbal onslaught that would undoubtedly occur.
Random quotes/facts from our encounter
-He loves Halloween (like I do!) but because girls dress "Slutty" (this is where we differ...)
-His favorite movie is "Harrold and Kumar Go To White Castle" (No Comment)
-He and his "Bros" (yes, he used the word Bro...) love to go clubbing in nyc, play lax and "keep fit"
-He told me he was into my career, because "That's hot. A girl who works and can buy me nice things rocks. I'm not your typical guy...i appreciate feminists" - (Um ok wow.. Not enough time in the day for this one.)
-He went on a RANT about how he wasn't the typical "city guy" and he was into hanging out and watching sports, but yet appreciates a fine tailored suit (his suit talk went on for about 15 minutes). He is passionate, yet caring. Strong, yet kind. Hardworking, yet a lot of fun...the list and rant went on and on.
-He called me "sweetie"or some variation about 100 times.
-He tried to plant a big kiss on me and grabbed my ass. When I declined he responded "I like it when a girl plays hard to get!" (no it was more of a ...kissing you makes my lips want to fall off kind of situation)
Basically, he sounded like the bipolar version of "the situation" on crack...
You talked AT me for 2 hours, called me "hun/Sweeties/babe" every 5 minutes and the only person you could date is yourself..this is why you are single.
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