Last week a co-worker and I signed up for a dating website (See JPG below and note age range...hmm) and this marks my first full week on the journey to discover ...this is why you are single.
The stats thus far (6 days in):
Winks I’ve Sent: 12 (why not?)
Winks I’ve Received: 16
Emails I’ve Sent: 15
Emails I’ve Received: 31
Profile Views: 154 People
Men I’ve Encountered thus far…
“Single Stalker”
One of the worst types of singles on this website...the person who won't leave you alone. Please see below Exhibit A for reference. This is an "exchange" of emails between one single and my single self. I use the word "exchange" loosely, as this was a one sided conversation.
I kid you not about these emails. I did not respond to any of these messages below, but notice the date. Each one is from August 22. I dub you ..."single stalker" You are a needy aggressive single freak...and this is why you are still single.
Exhibit A
One of the worst types of singles on this website...the person who won't leave you alone. Please see below Exhibit A for reference. This is an "exchange" of emails between one single and my single self. I use the word "exchange" loosely, as this was a one sided conversation.
I kid you not about these emails. I did not respond to any of these messages below, but notice the date. Each one is from August 22. I dub you ..."single stalker" You are a needy aggressive single freak...and this is why you are still single.
Exhibit A
“Copy and Paste Lover”
As I mentioned previously, a co-worker and I joined this website together. Below is what I received and 10 minutes later...what she received. You are a copy and paster... I'm glad you think my friend and I are all of those things below (we definitely are)... but get real. You will date ANYONE and this is why you are single... because you have no standards and you don't know what you want.
Exhibit B
As I mentioned previously, a co-worker and I joined this website together. Below is what I received and 10 minutes later...what she received. You are a copy and paster... I'm glad you think my friend and I are all of those things below (we definitely are)... but get real. You will date ANYONE and this is why you are single... because you have no standards and you don't know what you want.
Exhibit B
“Weird User Name Guy”
While I can appreciate a general zest for life, there are just some user names that I don't think send the right message. Anything on a dating website with the words “Crazy or Freak” just don’t lend themselves to dating or anything related to your grooming, drinking or freak fetish habits. Please reference Exhibit C and file under...THIS is why you are single.
Exhibit C
Exhibit C
The user names alone are pretty single-worthy, but the pictures..oh the pictures were priceless...
regarding exhibit b: it will be a cold day in hell before i ever date a man named roberto. unless his last name is cavalli.
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