The man below is 46 and he felt it was necessary to wink at me online...
His Stats:
He also had the WEIRDEST pictures on his profile, pictures that he wasn't even in and looked like screen savers (exhibit A). While I’m impressed you can use the internet and know how to upload photos at your age, I am not nor will anyone else my own age be interested.
Exhibit A
This is not a test...these are actual images from his profile
Winking at girls half your age is NOT ok. Unless you are Michael Douglass, Rod Stewart or some other famous/rich celeb…it isn’t going to happen for you.
You are old, not that hot and … did I say YOU ARE OLD? You are 46 years old and I am 24. You could have been my FATHER and I could have been you “Oops! Baby”.
Go wink at women your own age like Betty White. Although, she is a catch so I doubt she would be interested...
Also, the fact that you need to tell people you are “A groomed, healthy male that is good in all situations” is just weird (exhibit B).
Exhibit B
Exhibit B
Old men who could be your dad + weird pictures + not hot = THIS is why you are single.
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“Back that Ass Up”
While I can appreciate the finer things in life like expensive shoes, Italian leather or trips to exotic places…I don’t appreciate you yelling at me about my ass. While in DC this weekend, I got to experience the amazing culture of "Cat Calls". I know women have boobs and butts, but it really isn’t necessary to shout at us or even attempt to grab “the goods”?
It makes no sense. Has a woman really ever turned around and said, “YES! My dream man! So happy you said I have a NICE ROUND BOOTY! Let’s go back to your place and have SEX!”
If experience has told you anything, this method doesn’t work and you getting smacked in the face or kicked in the balls will likely be the only action you get for the night.
My advice to you…STOP! Or at least one of you should play “the concerned friend” who comes over to stop your frat boy behavior. He might get laid…but this is why you are single.
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